Here lies Zoya Agg, born on June 8, 2007, and tragically taken from this world on September 6, 2024. She resided in the charming UKY, Kyoto, Japan, where she lived a life filled with questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices.

Zoya never had any children, possibly due to her commitment to perfecting her Instagram aesthetic. She was a proud alumni of DPS High School, where she somehow managed to graduate in 2016 despite spending most of her time perfecting her selfie angles.

Zoya will be remembered for her unique ability to always be in the middle of some dramatic situation, whether it was getting caught sneaking out past curfew or trying to convince everyone that she was a "food influencer" despite never actually cooking anything.

In lieu of flowers, please consider donating to the "Buy Zoya a Clue" fund, as it is clear that she was in desperate need of one during her time on Earth.