We are gathered here today to remember the life and times of Vincent Wellington Bertram, a fish who made quite a splash during his time on this earth. Born on October 22, 2023 in Cumberland Ohio, Vincent lived a life that was truly unforgettable.

Vincent was a dedicated member of the Fish activists organization, where he fought tirelessly for the rights of our finned friends. He believed that all creatures, no matter how small, deserved to be treated with respect and dignity.

When he wasn't busy advocating for aquatic life, Vincent could often be found indulging in one of his favorite hobbies - swimming. He had a passion for the water that knew no bounds, and he was happiest when he was floating in the cool embrace of a crystal-clear pool.

Tragically, Vincent's life was cut short on January 6, 2025, when he succumbed to a battle with fin rot. Despite his best efforts to keep himself healthy and strong, this insidious disease proved to be too much for him to overcome.

While Vincent may be gone, his legacy will live on in the hearts of all who knew him. He may not have had any children of his own, but his impact on the world around him was immeasurable. Rest in peace, Vincent Bertram - may you swim in eternal peace.