Obituary for Nicholas Billing

September 28, 1999 - August 30, 2023

ACK! Nicholas Billing has left the building!

Glen Burnie, Maryland - Nicholas Billing, beloved son, annoying sibling, self-proclaimed comedian, and professional procrastinator, passed away unexpectedly on August 30, 2023, leaving behind a trail of unanswered text messages and an empty bag of potato chips.

Nick, as he was known to friends, was a lifelong resident of Glen Burnie, where he perfected the art of dodging responsibility and avoiding chores. Born on September 28, 1999, Nick quickly developed an aversion to alarm clocks, vegetables, and early mornings. His passion for sleeping in was unrivaled, and he often made impressive attempts to set world records for the most hours spent in bed.

While his dedication to laziness was legendary, Nick will also be remembered for his relentless pursuit of laughter. He possessed a unique sense of humor that could turn any dull moment into a hilarious memory. From his wit to his quick comebacks, his comedic timing was impeccable. He had a knack for finding humor in the most mundane situations and never missed an opportunity for a good laugh.

In his spare time, Nick loved nothing more than binge-watching TV shows, with a special affinity for all things sci-fi and the occasional guilty pleasure reality TV program. His favorite pastime was creating memes that perfectly captured the absurdity of life, often sharing them with friends and annoying family members through WhatsApp.

Nick will be dearly missed by his family, including his exasperated parents who lovingly supported him through countless sitcom marathons, and his younger sibling who could often be found rolling eyes in his presence. He also leaves behind his loyal pet cat, Muffin, who will forever have to search for a new cozy lap to sit on.

In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the "National Association of Couch Potatoes."

All jokes aside, Nick's fun-loving spirit and infectious laughter will be remembered by all who had the pleasure of knowing him. May he finally find eternal happiness in a world with unlimited sitcoms, a never-ending supply of potato chips, and alarm clocks that don't exist.