Here lies Mae Smith, a resident of East Las Vegas, Nevada, who shuffled off this mortal coil on February 4, 2025, after succumbing to a stroke. Born on July 8, 1966, Mae leaves behind a legacy of unfulfilled dreams, unfinished projects, and a messy house that will never be truly clean again.

Mae was known for her sharp wit, love of reality TV, and inability to cook a decent meal. Despite her best efforts, she never quite mastered the art of adulting and remained forever stuck in a state of semi-chaos.

Her three children, whose names are as forgettable as their mother's attempts at organization, will carry on her legacy of mediocrity and unremarkable accomplishments. May they continue to make their mother proud by never quite reaching their full potential.

In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Society for the Perpetuation of Procrastination, as Mae would have wanted to put off any meaningful contributions to society until the last possible moment.

Farewell, Mae Smith. May you finally find the peace and organization in death that always eluded you in life.