It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Kanaan Lindsey, who was born on August 13, 2009, and passed away on December 1, 2024, in Helena, Alabama, United States. Kanaan is survived by their partner, Jason John, and their 9 children: Jason, Margo, Jake, Braylen, Kanaan, Fatso 1, Kanaan Jr, Fatso 1.8, and Fatso 3.

Kanaan attended John Pork School High School and graduated in 2045. They continued their studies at John Prom Uni and graduated in 2041. Kanaan also proudly served in the Army as a Penis.

Kanaan's passing was a result of an overdose. They will be deeply missed by all who knew and loved them.