John Murphy Jonas

let’s raise a glass! We celebrate the death of John today! He was a very horny man who had a terrible amount of children (18) whose ages arranged from ages 40 years to 4 months.

Carry Lynn smith (Carl), Greg Jonas (Phil), Gerry Jonas (Pam), Joe Jonas (Victoria), Aspire Austin, Kendrick Peterson (Nevaeh), Janis Jonas, Nick Jonas, Cedar Jonas (Cynthia), Spice Groomes, Sage Groomes, Kevin Jonas, Frank Jonas, Dylan Jonas, Chameleon Anderson, Kira Jonas, Carrie Jonas, Zephyrs Joans,

John had two brothers who were estranged due to Christmas 2014. He obviously could not keep a long-term relationship as he was married seven different times. John hobbies were keeping secrets and bowling. He was a part of many leagues for many years, shouted out to the Panthers.

John’s recent health issues ( syphilis) were the cause of his demise. There won’t be a burial or funeral. He was cremated if anybody wants his ashes, please contact me.

his sister Jean