We are gathered here today to remember the life and legacy of Gray Harwood, who was born on June 9, 1969, in Val-de-Reuil, Normandy, France. Gray tragically passed away on June 10, 1969.

Gray was the beloved child of Deez and Sugma Harwood and the loving partner of Ballz. Together, they raised eight children: Piss, Balls, Penis, Testicles, Nuts, Cojones, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and Willie. Gray was a devoted parent and took great pride in their family.

Gray attended Rizz Academy high school and furthered their education at Mogwarts University. They were a dedicated member of Silly Fella INC. and served as a Captain in the 69 unit of the Navy Seals for an impressive 100 years.

Gray had a passion for being a Silly Lil' Fella and brought joy and laughter to all who knew them. Their sense of humor and zest for life were infectious.

Tragically, Gray's life was cut short by the devastating cause of death: Too Much Sugma. They will be deeply missed by their family, friends, and colleagues.

Although Gray is no longer with us, their spirit will live on in the memories and hearts of those who knew and loved them. Rest in peace, Gray Harwood.