Gonzalo Sanchez, beloved husband, father, and ice cream enthusiast, passed away on June 5, 2024, in Brownsville, Texas. Born on October 13, 1922, to El señor de las palas and La señora de las palas, Gonzalo lived a full and colorful life.

Gonzalo married his sweet Ice cream lady in 2019 and together they raised six children: Sophia dildo queen, Bouncing Ruby, Rickyrat, Nelly, Daira Galvan, and Cucumber Itzel. He was a proud graduate of Veterans Memorial High School and continued his studies at Pussy Slayers University, graduating in 1942.

Throughout his career, Gonzalo worked at The Strip Club where he entertained many with his dance moves before retiring in 2001. He also bravely served in the Pussy Popper Marine.

When not working, Gonzalo could often be found indulging in his favorite hobbies, which included eating ice cream, stripping, and enjoying some tasty tacos.

Tragically, Gonzalo met his end in a bizarre accident. After returning home from work one fateful day, he spotted the ice cream truck and decided to chase after it. In a twist of fate, Gonzalo was tragically struck by the truck, with a dildo up his ass. Despite the unusual circumstances of his passing, Gonzalo will always be remembered for his zest for life and his love of all things sweet.