Ethan White

Born: 11/02/2009

Died: 05/02/2025

Location: Greensboro, North Carolina, United States

Beloved son of Jan Anderson White and partner Lydia Everston. Ethan had no children but leaves behind a legacy of missed layups on the basketball court.

Ethan attended Page Highschool high school and graduated in 2028. He then pursued a career in basketball, only to retire in 2024 due to his inability to dunk.

Ethan was known for his passion for video games, often spending hours in his parent's basement perfecting his virtual jump shot.

Unfortunately, Ethan's heart couldn't handle the excitement of a close game, and he passed away from a heart attack at the young age of 16.

Rest in peace, Ethan. You may have missed the game-winning shot, but you'll always be our MVP.