We gather here today to bid farewell to Diego Soto, a man of many talents but unfortunately also a man of many bad jokes. Born on April 6, 1953, in Phoenix, Arizona, Diego lived a life full of laughter, love, and questionable fashion choices.

Diego was known for his unique sense of humor, which often left his friends and family groaning instead of laughing. Whether he was cracking a Dad joke or telling a pun that only he found funny, Diego's comedic stylings will be sorely missed.

In addition to his questionable sense of humor, Diego was also a beloved father to his one child, who shall remain nameless for privacy reasons. He was a doting grandfather to his eight grandchildren, who will always remember him for his terrible jokes and unwavering love.

Diego lived life to the fullest, enjoying good food, good company, and good times. He will be remembered for his infectious laughter, his warm hugs, and his unique ability to turn any situation into a joke.

Though we may never hear Diego's terrible puns again, we take comfort in the knowledge that he is now cracking jokes in the great beyond. Rest in peace, Diego Soto, may your jokes be slightly less terrible in the afterlife.