Alfred Pubert Cumquat, a HATED child of Orlando, Florida, passed away on December 11, 2024, at the tender age of 1. He ingested 2 pounds of rat poison and promptly blew up at Disney Orlando spraying everyone in the vicinity with vomit and shit. Born on September 11, 2023, Alfred brought HATE and DEVASTATION to all who knew him during his UNEXPECTED time on Earth. His SPITEFUL spirit and infectious FROWN BROKE the hearts of many, leaving a lasting impression on those who were UNFORTUNATE enough to have known him. Alfred will be remembered for his UGLYNESS , his UNGRATFUL nature, and the HATE he shared with those around him. His memory will live on in our hearts forever SADLY. Leaving that bitch of a grandmother Brenda Cumquat. She is awful and stole my cocaine and my husband and his brother! Someone come put this miserable old hag in a nursing home